I hate it when people are at your house and ask,
“Hey do you have a bathroom?”
-Nooooo not at all, we shit in the yard!
(Source: sheamnessy, via wowfunniestposts)
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Most of the tributes are pretty badass.
Cato:
Clove:
Marvel:
Glimmer:
Foxface:
Thresh:
Katniss:
Aaand, Peeta:
(Source: kenzerlyfrompanem, via wowfunniestposts)
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Mom: Honey, I’m going sjkdksdha ahdjkqhd ydksdjkad ok?
Me: Ok, mom
5 minutes later…
Me: ……….. Where’s my mom?
omg this…
(Source: pipocacomguarana, via wowfunniestposts)
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When you bite your tongue while eating..
You stop chewing and you just sit there for a second like…
Then you feel the agonizing pain…
(Source: natural-gas, via wowfunniestposts)
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(Source: fuckyeahalbuquerque, via yes-im-a-mess)
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I Love Jesus. :)
I Love my family.
I love Life. :))
